I love playing online games. It is not because the games are very fun in themselves. It's because of the kind of childish idiots you can find while playing them. I'm sure everyone has heard of this game called Dota. Guys are basically addicted to it, and girls wonder why guys are addicted to it. I'm not really that into it but it amazes me the kind of idiots I can find inside sometimes.
Ever thought that guys who played games were retarded? There you have it. 3 excerpts of actual conversations. The idiot is called unsurprisingly, moron, and A and B are members of my team.
Moron (to all): Damn my team sucks. No teamwork, freaking noob team.
B (to all): Well they couldn't have done anything anyway.
Moron (to all): Shut up you noob, this is a team chat.
A (to all): If you wanted us to shut up then why did you broadcast your comments to all? Noob until don't know how to use ally chat?
B (to all): Yah why you put "my team sucks" like you wanted us to know it rather than "hey team you suck?"
Moron (to all): STFU you noobs.
B (to all): Well, you're 0-4, you're the noob so you should be the one shutting up.
Moron (to all): STFU. Bye!
Moron has left the game.
I'm seriously like what?! Like why are there such stupid people around who can't see how stupid they are? But I figure that's precisely the problem. Stupid people are so stupid they don't realise they are stupid.
Moron (to all): You farking tyco I no mana and you got tyco illusion.
A (to all): How is you having no mana tyco? Like you cannot control how much mana you have like that. You can always choose not to use it. And how is my illusion tyco? I summoned it.
Moron (to all): Not happy settle outside. Later when you go outside you better watch out.
I love that line. It's a classic. Firstly, like who's not happy lor? I know you have no way of carrying out your threat, because I'm behind a computer screen and you have no idea where or who I am. Secondly, only losers would make that threat. Real gangsters don't talk so much, they just do it. Thirdly, once that line comes out, it basically means they have no reply to your argument because they know you're right but they are too proud and stupid to admit it, hence they must suggest a fistfight they can't carry out to salvage whatever is left of their pride. It's freaking hilarious.
Moron (to all): How you know that I'm there. You maphack right.
B (to all): Well, we saw you running there from the minimap.
Moron (to all): Stop cheating la. Noob.
B (to all): Well I'm certainly not cheating. I don't need to cheat to kill noobs like you.
Moron (to all): Your mother is a ***** in Geylang.
Me (to all): How you know? You go Geylang a lot ar.
Moron (to all): You noob, you shut up.
Me (to all): Like who's the noob lor. I'm busy playing while you're waiting for respawn.
Moron (to all): F*** you all you all noobs.
Moron has left the game.
Such people make my day man. The best part is how we don't even go into games looking for such incidents. We're really mild people who just want to have fun. As you can see from all 3 cases, they clearly instigated it and got more than they bargained for.