I know, the obvious question is why I would be watching this. Hmm, I was trying to find out how to be a better guy from a bevy of beauties.
Okay, I'll admit it, I watch anything that's funny, and this certainly qualifies.
Anyway, showcasing... some of the best.
Ms Universe - Canada
"It is very unfortunate, but I've never been on a bad date." Someone slap her please.
Ms Universe - Indonesia
"When you down, women can make you up." Lol, damn wrong can.
Ms Universe - Singapore
How could I miss Singapore out. The way beauty paegeant contestants here are produced, it's almost guaranteed that we get a good laugh, every time. Veneers from your dentist is the best present you've ever received? Seriously? I thought my life was sad but you make me thankful I breathe and walk this Earth, and that I got a Lego set for my 7th birthday.
And what's with the stiffness, the government isn't going to throw you in jail if you do a Ris Low.
To be fair, the video editors screwed up the video by putting in the same answer for her 1st and 2nd questions. But I went to watch the video for Ms Malaysia and she was much better in every way, which kind of makes me sad.
And of course, saving the best for the last.
Ms Universe - China
My immediate reaction after watching this was to laugh out loud. Like seriously, she makes Ris Low look intelligent. After that, I just felt bad for her, but really, what was going through her mind.
This is what she was trying to say before the ridiculous segment on noises, which was so funny I nearly got a stitch.
1. "I wish men in China would be more respectful."
2. "Shoes, they'll bring you a long way."
3. "I'm nineteen, no bad date[s]."
And rockets go "pong-tiewww" in China, but that has nothing on the "Robot."
No kidding.