Waiting for an iPhone 5...for no reason

This guy Sam is patronising this woman (Rachel), but he is doing it with a face so straight it might be difficult to tell. But truth be told, she's helping him along quite a fair bit with the answers she gives. Check out a choice selection below.

S: It is a smart thing to avoid the Internet, so what are you planning to use your smartphone for?
R: Texting, messages to my friends...(runs out of things to say and becomes silent)
S: Well, it's good to get an iPhone then.

S: What are the features of the iPhone that have you so excited?
R: I'm not sure, because I have not seen it yet, but I'm pretty sure that it would be really cool to use every day... like a laptop?

S: You're at a good point, because you have no idea what the iPhone 5 offers, so while all these people would be disappointed, or know what to expect, it's all going to be a surprise for you.
R: Yeah, and I can't wait too, because I heard it's only 200 dollars, instead of 800 dollars, so I'm very enthused, and I'm going to buy 2 or 3 phones.
S: So what happens if you get into a store and it costs more than 200?
R: That's right, cos I have my credit card.
S: Perfect, pay later.
R: Why not, I'll just see what happens.

S: (Referring to the iPhone 5) It has a camera.
R: I guess so. I've never owned anything like that in my life.
S: It will take still pictures of moving images.
R: That's even better!