
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them dead. A cliche but nevertheless true.
In this category would be people who sing horribly but want the whole world to know it. When someone actually tells them the truth, they begin on their pitiful denounciations on how people "can't recognise talent" when its all actually their wounded pride speaking. Its even funnier when these losers say that we'd be eating our words when they come out with their records and everyone will be taken by storm.
Ha ha. If even people who can sing well can't sell albums, what makes you think you can? If I had a lot of money I'd actually help these people cut an album, watch the albums flop spectacularly, then put them in work camps till they repay the cost I've incurred.
Alternatively I'd offer them to the police to crack up tough guy criminals during interrogations. I'm sure the criminals will be sobbing and begging for mercy after one rendition of "My heart will go on". And on. And on and on till you give up.
If you didn't believe in talent contests then why did you take part? And wait like a million hours for ten minutes of fame or infamy? At least do a William Hung and entertain us.
Oh wait, I hate that guy. He's only so successful because he's chinese. If he were white I think the whites would have shut him out long ago. They just like a chinese novelty who sounds and looks bad to convince themselves of their superiority. In other words, he's a chinese clown who makes a mockery of all chinese. I think that its in very bad taste. Can you imagine if we had a white guy in China called William Hank who sang so badly that he became famous?
But then again, he'd never make it big because he'd be killed by music piracy. If there's anything the chinese are good at, its making money at others' expense.
I vote to hang the hung. Someone ought to tell him what everyone has known all along. You can't sing for nuts. Stop being a shame to all chinese.