The theory of evolution, my style.
I have come out with an evolution theory. The best part about it is that it involves almost no science at all, unless you really consider the dating game to be a science. Speaking of which I know people who actually think that the whole dating process and its subsequent selection of a mate is totally based on scientific factors that can be evaluated. Well, what can I say but happy experimenting! Can you imagine the pickup lines?
Wow, it must be 40 degrees celsius out in this atmosphere today. Do you mind if I buy you some ethanol?
Bleargh.
Anyway what I am talking about here how the chinese became short.
The real reason is that because chinese guys have an oversized ego, they refuse to choose someone who is taller than them, hence they always go for shorter girls. If guys keep going for shorter girls, then the average will keep decreasing.
You know what happens? Over a few generations, the chinese offspring become shorter and shorter, and soon, voila, the whole race becomes short! So to buck this trend, we guys should start going for taller girls so that in a few generations we will be as tall as ang mohs through some selection theory I learnt in biology class all those years ago.
However, the truth of the whole matter is, there is no way we chinese guys will go for taller girls. If we did we would not be chinese. Thanks to all that mumbo jumbo about the male being the head of the family, we have been throughly brainwashed since young and would probably crumble if we were not at least one head above our other halves. Which is quite tough for some of us are not that tall ourselves, thanks to the huge egos of our forefathers before us. But thankfully for us, its across the board. The girls get shorter too. Someday we will probably all be midgets but at least the chinese ego remains intact.
In the future, the word for short might become the word "chinese". "Like hey there you chinese guy! You're so chinese I can't see you!"
Africans around the world will be relieved. They aren't the only invisibles anymore.