Is it me or are the holidays actually really darned boring. I'm going to say it right here. The holidays are damn boring. It's probably something nobody wants to admit to because before the holidays they've been wishing it couldn't come sooner. But now that it has come, it is actually very boring.
I think its because I belong to a deviant species. The fun is actually not fun because it is now legalised. Darn it. I'm free to slack? Holy shit. Where's the fun in that? I want you to tell me I actually have work to do so that when I slack it feels guiltier and ten thousand times more exciting. Guilty pleasures ftw. I think that might be why I pile myself up with work during schooldays so that when I slack its almost orgasmic. Farking awesome!
And its not as though I have nothing to do. I have a list of 10 things I'm supposed to do, and I always do the 11th thing that is not on the list. Someday I should actually make a list of 10 things I shouldn't be doing, so that I might actually clear a list for once. Maybe, if I ever make it to item 5 on a normal list, I should slap myself on the back and strut around like a rooster.
Oh what the hell. I've got my keys right here. Gonna take myself out for a walk, just like how I walk a dog.