Nothing much, just that it just about owns the copyright for almost all the good music out there, and proceeds to force people to load their version of the music video. The speed at which the video then loads is simply appalling. I want to cry bloody monkeyape blue murder but I can't because I refuse to let a retarded video engine bend me to its will and hold me by the balls.
Watching the red slider load feels like watching a granny on crutches trying to cross the road. You can't do shit and its fucking annoying. Before you start going all preachy about how I should not be making analogies with grannies, I would like to remind you that there is nothing slower than a granny on crutches, except fucking VEVO.
And you know how youtube tends to screw up when a video loads too slowly? After you leave the video there long enough, the video suddenly loads fully, or so you think. The video slider jumps from the 10 percent mark to the 100 percent mark in half the time it took to reach the 10 percent mark from nothing. You're like holyshit for once VEVO is awesome, and proceed to play the video.
The video then proceeds to stop and hang at the 10 percent mark, leaving you hanging in midair. When you're just about to rock the song, VEVO takes it away from you. And somehow, the video always stops at the best part of the song.
You know how restaurants serve peanuts before a meal? This is exactly like you sitting down to a meal, eating the peanuts anticipating a good dinner, and then the waiter comes out and tells you all the restaurant serves is peanuts. What the fuck. When you demand a refund, the waiter then proceeds to laugh at you, telling you that they currently operate the only restaurant in the area, and then they stop refilling your peanuts, and leave you staring in frustration at the meal that will never be.
But VEVO's crap doesn't stop there. Another pet peeve of mine is when VEVO tells you that the video cannot load because your country does not have the copyright for that song. So now what, I can't watch your stupid video when I could previously do so before you shoved your big commercialised VEVO ass into my mental consciousness.
What's more, you are actively encouraging me to blame my native country for not buying the copyrights to the song, when it was your stupid company that decided to buy us all out of our rights of viewing music videos online for free, so you could make more money at our expense.
So what I find online now are videos without audio, and audio without the video. I proceed to play them both together, and I get the same result, minus the retarded VEVO loading speeds. I also think back to the days when youtube used to be you-tube, and not the ugly commercialised entity it is now.
VEVO. Fucking up lives near you.