There's a Bollywood star on our trains. And apparently he's been doing his sing and dance routine for quite a while now.
Check out this video of him.
Or this one
Curry gives you wings. Or flatulence. And a stall near SPH sells really good naan.
There was once an ah neh, who couldn't count to ten, but this joke's really not funny, so-desu-neh.
Okay, I should sleep. I'm jibbering gibberish under the pretence of trying to make a really good Bollywood joke.
Anyway, there are many more ah neh singing videos on youtube where it came from. Just search Indian man, singing, and train.