Real Madrid vs 109 kids in GuangZhou, China

This is worth watching, if only to see the hundreds of kids running around on the field. I don't know who came up with the idea to play football like this, but it was genius, just for the LOL factor.

It reminds me of those old Heroes games, where you have like Black Dragons going all toasty on a gadzillion peasants while they hack at its scaly hide with like um, a blunt sickle. And yes, the peasants don't win, even though there's a hundred times more of them. If you don't know what I'm talking about, chances are, you don't watch soccer either.

Anyway, in the video, one of the players actually pulls a sliding tackle on a kid @ 4:25. Like seriously, do you want to win that bad? It's just a freaking kid, even if there are a million of them. You don't use Armageddon on peasants when a magic arrow would do, that's just serious overkill.

The Guangzhou kids showed the world what real people power means, because that's what China's got, a ton of people, even if they can only produce one per family unit. You may have parked the bus Mourinho, but Guangzhou here, they parked the Great Wall, although still a little porous, seeing how they let in two goals. Must be all the tourists.