Just yesterday, I was blogging with the old format of blogger, which I have gotten to over the years. I have to admit, sometimes seeing the old load screen gives me a strange kind of comfort, like an old friend.
What Google does to old friends. Heartwarming stuff.
So suddenly, I'm blogging on this entirely new interface that looks like a word document. Or rather, like a google docs document. Wait, Google bought over this thing didn't it. Small wonder. Thank you Google, you big billionaire internet company swallowing up just about everything else. Could you try to buy up Temasek Holdings while you're at it, I hate that damned company. You know how those futuristic movies always have these shady agents wearing black working for some shady big government company where nothing is transparent. We have one growing right on our doorstep.
I hope Google will buy it up, liquidate it and return all that money they are keeping to us, before they throw away billions more at Chinese companies. If I suddenly disappear, you know what happened to me. I spoke up against the Company.
Spaeking of irrelevant, did you know Google works very well with Wikipedia? Most times when I surf Google it is really to try and find out what something means on Wikipedia. It makes me wonder sometimes why I don't just go to Wikipedia instead of typing Google.com. Oh wait, it's because Google has insidiously taken over my life before I knew it. My email, my blog, my street directory, my documents, my excel spreadsheets, all my rss feeds, my youtube subscriptions, all my search engine searches, soon Google will know what I want for lunch before I do, based on tracking my lunch habits over the last one month with all that information its collecting. Doesn't anybody think its scary that somewhere in this world, in a little metal box somewhere, is a virtual record of your life.
Click. Subject wants fast food for lunch today. Click. We just signed an ad deal with Macs. Click. Flash hundreds of frames of McAds subliminally. Free will is an illusion. Click.
Perhaps someday when your left brain has nothing right and your right brain has nothing left, you can use this hard drive to reformat yourself.

