Lately, with the Jack Neo scandal rocking the Singapore tabloid scene to its foundations, I have to say that the hippest thing now is to jump on the Jack Neo bashing bandwagon. No one wants to be seen defending a man who obviously has such questionable morals, unless you're George Yeo and have no idea what your job scope is.
Instead of trying to catch the Romanian diplomat who ran down 3 people, he decided that his time was better used defending a man who at last count had liaisons with at least 11 women.
Hey mister foreign affairs minister, you should be concerned with foreign affairs. Leave the local scandals to us. We don't pay you so much so diplomats can run amok in our country in the name of maintaining good foreign relations. And really, you don't want to be associated with this man.
And by the way, how is Aljunied GRC doing? In case you didn't realise, it's the ward you're in charge of in Singapore. You should pay more attention to it because it gets you elected into Parliament. People are still peeing in the lifts. Catch them.
When Tiger Woods came out with his 14 women, I thought it was disgusting. Now that Tiger Neo is coming out with Jack's Eleven, we should really make a movie about it. A few months later, we can make a sequel called Jack's Twelve. And after that, Jack's Thirteen.
Well he will probably have trouble trying to stick to just adding one woman every months into his harem but from what I know filmmaking is supposed to be time consuming. Perhaps it will keep him busy enough so he has less time to flirt around. But oh who am I kidding.
For every movie Jack has to cast a few women. And this is how his auditions probably go. When you enter the audition room, Jack will tell you "I think you're the next Fann Wong. I can make you a star."
After the initial audition, he will send you an sms asking you to meet at a hotel room somewhere, so he can audition you again himself. For most people, auditions are a test of acting skill.
For Jack, just show up.